Hello campers and welcome back!
we've missed you!

Here is camper manchild, to me he looks like hes grown a foot. Mommy missed her little big boy sooooooo much!
Hey Ry how about a little interview?
k..mom.
mom: What was your favorite part of camp, honey?
Ry: Possibly the swimming, and all the candy.
mom: Whats that on your arm there?
Ry: This is a deep water band, saying to the lifeguards I could go in the deep water part of the lake. I even swam across the whole lake without a life jacket.
mom: I knew you were headed for greatness! Are you going to be in the Olympics or something? Possibly another Phelps?
Ry: whaaaa?
mom: I guess you were at camp and didnt see the human dolphin swim.
Ry:whaaa? mom are we done?
mom: Just a minute now..Did you shower while you were gone?
Ry: Mom it was a bunch of boys,and we were in the water ALL.THE.TIME.That totally counts.totally.
mom: I like the look of those little tootsies, honey!!!
Ry: mine are clean compared to Jakes...
mom: Hey, I know you brushed your teeth, you wouldnt be able to stand it, right? smile for me honey, I want a photo.
Ry: Okay, mom.. you asked for it!
mom:...crickets...gasp....blech...THATS IT..IN THE SHOWER..GET THAT TOOTHBRUSH GOING!
Ry: BWAAAHH HA HA HA HA!!!
interview abruptly ends with mother being totally repulsed, just as she said she would
here..
NOTHING, but nothing was going to keep Rys special special peeps from the mauling he got when he arrived.
not even hairy teeth!
welcome home!