Ry: Mom it was a bunch of boys,and we were in the water ALL.THE.TIME.That totally counts.totally.
mom: I like the look of those little tootsies, honey!!!
Ry: mine are clean compared to Jakes...
mom: Hey, I know you brushed your teeth, you wouldnt be able to stand it, right? smile for me honey, I want a photo.
Ry: Okay, mom.. you asked for it!
mom:...crickets...gasp....blech...THATS IT..IN THE SHOWER..GET THAT TOOTHBRUSH GOING!
Ry: BWAAAHH HA HA HA HA!!!
interview abruptly ends with mother being totally repulsed, just as she said she would
NOTHING, but nothing was going to keep Rys special special peeps from the mauling he got when he arrived.
not even hairy teeth!welcome home!