Thats one HAWT mailman...

My cell phone..ring ring..

me- hello?

BV- Hi hon, what ya doin?

me-workin, what ya doin?

BV-hon, its hot..

me- I know I am honey what would you like?

BV-I know you are too babe, so very hot..did you know I loved ya?

me-yep, what do you want?

BV-could you be the best wife and get me a gatorade? It is and you are hot..

me-crickets......im working here...

BV- HHHHooooNNNN..its so hot.

me-crickets.......alright, alright.. where are you?

BV- Im right by Jens under the shady trees in front.

me-just a minute, babe..mommy will come and relieve your thirst..

BV- your the best wife ever..

me- I know it. I know..

we both hang up..

minutes later I pull up to Jens house where this is what I find..

Hi Mailman..
cuz he knows hes gonna get blogged upon..he gives me the FULL on finger blocker, which means..read between the lines..get it? This is what I get, the finger. What kinda...wait wait..
Who could let this man go parched?
mam..... do you know how fast you were going? REMEMBER THAT?
thank goodness, it wasnt Aberdeens finest, Carry on mailmancarry on..
and thus ends another life saving rescue by the coastal nest.

The end..

isnt he handsome in that uniform?

wait, dont answer that.