Hello bloggers.. my new buddy Lisa has bestowed upon me the task of yet more interestingness about me.. Even though, you know, Im really not all that interesting.. Here we go...please bear with me..better yet. go on to another blog. I am not worthy..This is moi, and adorable wonderful middle child..the only one with blue eyes like his mama, although you cannot see them in this photo.
#1- I am a loaner. My best friend just up and died in 2002. Cant seem to find anyone to fill her shoes, so.. I hang out with this girl alot. Shes funny and, well since she borned me, I guess she gets me.
#2-I am so totally in love with this dude well mostly love, alot of lust, and sometimes I like to throw things at him. Passion, people.. its all about passion. Oh, and he totally gets me too. I like that in a spouse..
#4- I love the thought of myself fitting into a size 8 pair of jeans..Even though I am a totally perfect size 16. Im fine with it-not. But, I get up at 5am every day 'cept weekends and go with my dad, to the gym and cardio for 30 (okay, sometimes 25) minutes and do nautilus after that.
I dont think I have ever been a size 8.
#5-(we're almost there peeps) I wish we all lived closer, so we could get together. do you ever think about REALLY meeting all your blog friends. This is what I do while I am working at the beach. Wondering which one of you would be good painters, or carpenters, or house stainers, or wheelbarrowers, or firepit managers, or beer drinkers, or more interestingly, who WOULDNT like to work and try to boss me around..radical fantasy, eh?
#6-I am an absolutely horrible dresser.EVERY thing I own has paint on it. At least one speck, somewhere. Im sure of it.. I think I could be on What not to wear. I am sure Clinton and Stacey would love to rip my wardrobe to shreads, laugh at me, poke at my big boobs and muffin top and make me shop for pointy shoes and jackets that have darts and a little bit of a waist, and always the classic boot cut jean, you know, to elongate the slightly chubby legs..so, you know, I could wear these awesome clothes out to the beach to paint and do contractor things in. Id never make it in NYC. By the way, NYC would never make it here either..cynical bitch, arent I..
#7-I love my blogger friends- YOU know who you are and YOU have made my life alot more interesting. I am so glad I started this adventure- Whatever you do (everyone of you who thinks they arent interesting, or FABULOUS) please dont quit. Life would be dull without you out there. Thanks for your blogs-girlfriends...LOVE YA!!! everyone of you!!
Wake up!!! (im shaking your shoulder) wake up...Im done.. now get your jammies on and go to bed..You look tired..