Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Dropcloth slipcover.....the chair edition..

Hello there internet girlzz. This is, as you can see, a chair. A bare chair..all cold and shivery and alone. Shes been asking for a new dress for sometime now. Begging, actually. I gave in..I couldnt stand to see her, sitting there..with that green toile get up. They had drifted apart, I think it was some time after September of last year. She wanted space, toile wanted to lay around and look dingey and sad all over chair. She thought he was depressed, he thought she was straying with the remnants of "party boy" over there "the couch" she lovingly called him..


It was true, chair was in love, not with couch, no..with drop cloth..he was from across the tracks..He laughs, and recalls the days when he lived at Home Depot..Crazy times...he says with a gleam in his eye..I was hard and crispy back then..but a good hot wash or two in the front loader and lots of downey have softened me up, Ive changed, he says, lying (his type of kneeling) on the floor. Ill be good to you, I will take care of you and cover you from sand and beach house hyjinx..I promise..

He made his move, he was all over lil chair in a matter of minutes, makin his move, slipping his
perfectly imperfect self into all her right places...

Oh, my goodness, chair whispered into dropcloths ear..what will shelly and the other girls at the table think?.....It dosent matter baby, we are so good together..

Just then, the room fell silent..a hop up onto the chair and everyone knew the place wouldnt be the same.....Pillows..ghasp..Theres a new style in town..

of the  brown striped kind..

The two old ladies in the corner just laughed and blushed, remembering...remembering of the first time....


and they all lived happily ever after....and looked great doing it...

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you didnt know I use to write for Nikki and Victor, did you..

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7 comments:

Loribeth said...

I've been thinking about making some curtains out of drop cloths.
Your chair looks great!

Ocean Breezes and Country Sneezes said...

I love her new party dress, I think she's the belle of the ball!

Elizabeth (Blue Clear Sky) said...

Too funny~~love the slipcover.

plo said...

Just lovely! REmember when green toile was all the rage? Oh, memories! Ok, about the Heidi thing...you, me, pigtails, we would be so lovely...lets go! Ask Mr. Mailman if we can go to the alps? Is that legal for us to go somewhere together? ha! xoxoxo

Just a little something from Judy said...

Your talents continue to amaze me! What a great and good looking idea for your chair! Love the ideas you share and the creativity that is included:)

Lynne said...

Oh, my goodness! I'll never look at a dropcloth the same way again. Who knew they could be so risque!

Martha said...

I kinda got all flustered by that story, Lees!

Man. The chair looks GREAT, though!!