Ive got a new reader?!?!
and shes one of those "snoopy girls" (ha ha)
wants to know a little more about, moi?
okydoky then..shall we begin?
4 things you should know about me before you invite me to your house..
1) I will stress on my attire and change my clothes at least 3 times before you even see me. I know, its so pathetic..I really have nothing to wear!!
2) I will be checking out your house, oh yes I will. I am a total house peeper, from the moment I pull up in my ultra conservative honda minivan, until the time I leave in it, I WILL notice. Not notice in a "BAD" way or a judgy way..I am just interested in you and the way you live..really! I love to check out your dishes I assume we will be eating on, to the toilet paper you and your family use. Its just interesting to me. wierdo, huh. Maybe you shouldnt invite me. I also MAY jump into your bed to count your threadcount.. hhehe..justkiddin people!! KIDDING..
3) I really hope we are going to have a good lil somethin to eat, I love to eat. and DRINK so have some cocktails for me,arrrrite? And jeese, I hope you will imbibe and nibble, not fuss over the whole ordeal.. and music, good dancing music. Well, because I love to dance! good 80s music like, well anything except that cyndi lauper chick. how about some romantics or petshop boys or Wham?? I know, what a freak. your really asking why you invited me now, arent you..
4) I really like pets, but I dont want them to lick me and get up in my lap and all that. Sheesh, I just changed my clothes 3 times for this event and now I got cat hair and dog kisses all over me. (sighs) Maybe you really shouldnt invite me over. Its just too much for me right now. Lets hve this get together at my house. Ive got plenty of liquor and we can order dominos or something. Oh, and I just got the best of the 80s monthly cd from publishers clearinghouse.
Im tagging my peeps
and last but not in the least bit least..
I would love to tag Michelle in Seattle, but mannnn this girl dosent have a blog!!
Michelle, get a blog girl!