Here I am, dreaming this morning..
I really wish I could be here..There I am, you see me? Over on that chaise?
Theres plo next to me, across is Sarah (gosh..shes SOOO white, I knew she could use some sun, so I packed a little carry on for her and ordered Todd to take her to the airport- Immediately!!!
You see, its a girls weekend. Bristol is getting her suit on, and you cannot see Martha, Who knows where she went. Shes here somewhere-
There she is!!! Martha..watch out...(splash...) Thats what you get for trying to be "allthat" in those stilletos and bikini..
Sarah, will you get Martha a towel.
And a martini???
OH POOL BOY